Did not go well. Finally we found a place that seemed vaguely promising, and this is how our conversation went.
Me: Umm, do you have vegetable pakoras?
Me: What about vind---
Guy: Listen, lady. This isn't an Indian restaurant. This is a Jamaican restaurant, as in WEST Indies.
I suppose that explains how it wound up under Indian food.
If anyone on this list tends to look down on the Gothic sub-culture, you should probably reconsider, because it's actually really cool.
's all. Carry on.